I plan to go to school to obtain an mlis from sjsu and become a librarian. this is the occupation of the year 2007.

When telling oldest son this, he asks if I will then wear skirts.

Yeah, right. I totally dig this whole wifewomanmother thing and wearing skirts and modesty, but I need to sprint after two very fast boys--frequently.

Just how are you going to make the escape from the black-hatted via horseback in a skirt? I'm talking survival here.

I try, but my life seems to involve too much danger for skirts and purses. I'm talking survival--so you should always be able to run fast and far, survive all kind of extreme heat and cold, and oh, yeah--

have your hands free to brandish a knife.